On the way home from ski practice my oldest was complaining about a teammate who has extremely poor hygiene.
“He smells awful like he never showers!”
Kierran pipes in, “Does he grow vegetables from his pits?”
Laughter erupts throughout the car because none of know where that came from. I do tell him he has potatoes in his ears when they need to be cleaned so maybe he equates all dirty areas of the body as a vegetable garden.
We will forever now ask each other if we are growing vegetables in our pits when we are stinky.