The black light

I found a black light in Kierran’s room (stolen from Barrett’s room) and I decided to show the boys how nasty their bathroom was. I pulled them out of their beds and into the bathroom, door shut, lights out. The toilet lit up like uranium. The wall ABOVE THE TOILET sparkled like twinkle lights. There was at least a 2 foot radius around the toilet speckled with what looked like glow bugs. They blamed each other. Mostly Kierran who accidentally admitted he didn’t need to aim because his penis knew where to go.

I chastised their cleaning. I berated their ability to properly urinate.

“Look mom! Your slipper is glowing!”

Everyone looked down at my shoe.

“Stop deflecting!!”

Turns out it was egg yolk. Thank God. That could have backfired.

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